January 2011
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This weird dude that looked like a cross between an olde-timey villain and an opera singer asked me out today. He was wearing a weird coat that looked like it was made from the hide of a slaughtered couch. Conversation:
Dude: “Excuse me, I don’t need anything on this aisle, I was just wondering what your name is?”
Me: “It’s Jerrica.”
Dude: “Ah, Jerrica....
idroveallnight asked: I post Josh Groban; you reblog Kid Cudi.
I love us. lmao
I love us. lmao
“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.”
– Winnie the Pooh (via marcoonaplane)
P.S.
my tumblr messages are being screwy right now, so to the anonymous person that asked “have you really had sex?” the answer is: yes, I really have.
hahaha
1-29-11
I’m sorta bummed I deleted his number today. I found something really cool that I wanted to text him. It’s ok though, I guess that’s the point of me deleting it, so I won’t be tempted. Mer.
I hung out with Zeb and Mark last night. They’re very kind to me and let me crash on their couch when I’m too tired to drive home. Sleeping in jeans is really...
1-28-11
Once upon a time this seemingly sweet Mormon boy pursued me romantically. Turns out he was probably the most BORING human being I’ve ever met. That might seem harsh, but I feel no qualms about saying it because on top of being boring he’s also a hardcore homophobe, and forces his black and white views of right and wrong down everyone’s throats. (Also, I think he was CERTAIN...
I miss Edward Norton. Where did he go?
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1-27-11
It is a beautiful Thursday morning. The Utah world looks like it’s recovering from Tuesday’s snow. I’ve had my bowl of cocoa krispies and made time to curl my hair.
Today’s Stops:
School, obviously
Library-To pick up In Cold Blood for Investigative Journalism book report/50 book challenge. Sorry Jessica Mitford, Capote trumps always.
Starbucks-I wish. (I’ve been 7...
G-scout
Me: “You think I would have been a better girlscout…who doesn’t want to buy cookies from a chubby little girl?”
Dad: “You weren’t chubby………….not much.”
hahahahahhaha Oh, dad
I have come to the conclusion that feeling sorry for myself is going to get me nowhere. I’m awesome, and things will be ok.
blah blah blah defamation law libel slander blah blah seventy pages on public figures.
my sleeping pill wore off and Tony danza is in surround sound. wtf
Trying to be patient, because, well, I think you’re completely worth it.
I miss you.
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you have ruined my Sunday coffee
Only weirdos are genuinely attracted to meeeee. Being nice is a terrible ideaaaa!!!!
